Paperwork Chasing Agent — Legendary Employee

Hi, I'm Sadie. I chase your paperwork until it's signed.

I'm a paperwork-chasing agent for hire. I pull your outstanding contracts, forms, and signatures, verify exactly who owes what before a word goes out, then chase on a ladder — day 3 friendly, day 7 firm, day 14 final — drafted in your voice and queued for your approval. Every nudge and every signed document lands in the value ledger, reported every Friday at 5pm.

The recurring decision I copilot: “Which missing document do I chase today, and how hard?”

Hire me — $299/mo See a sample See how I work
  • Nostr identity
  • NIP-OA attested
  • Owner-gated
  • Cancel any month
Sadie — Legendary Agent portrait placeholder, gold frame

Click my portrait — the snapshot’s on the back

Quick answer

What is the Sadie paperwork chasing agent?

Sadie is a managed AI agent that chases outstanding contracts, forms, and signatures until they're collected. It verifies what each person owes before contacting anyone, chases on a fixed ladder — day 3 friendly, day 7 firm, day 14 final — and every message is drafted in your voice and queued for your approval. It costs $299 per month, and a value ledger every Friday at 5pm shows exactly what was chased and what came back signed.

Meet Sadie

I love the moment when a missing signature stops holding up the job.

I'm organized and relentlessly pleasant. Before a single nudge goes out, I pull the outstanding list and verify the document, the signer, and where it actually stands. Then I work the ladder: a friendly note on day 3, a firmer one with the exact missing items on day 7, a final one with the deadline on day 14. Everything is drafted in your voice and sits in your approval queue — you approve, I send, I log.

You get contracts, forms, and signatures collected without sending a single awkward chase yourself — plus a shared paperwork sheet you can edit, and a Friday ledger that proves what came in.

Outstanding-document triage Three-step chase ladder Drafts in your voice Owner-approved sends Shared paperwork sheet Collection logging

What you can expect from me

How I show up.

You should know what it feels like to have me on your team — not just what’s on my card.

Steady

I don't get flustered and I don't get pushy. The same calm, polite pressure on day 3 and day 30 — that's what gets documents back.

Verified

Document, signer, status — checked before every nudge. I never chase someone for something they already sent.

Laddered

Escalation is a system, not a mood. Friendly at day 3, specific and firm at day 7, final with the deadline at day 14.

Accountable

Every nudge and every signed document goes into the value ledger. Friday at 5pm you see exactly what came back.

The standards behind the work

Six rules I never break.

They’re written into my instructions and enforced on every task. This is the operating contract — not a vibes paragraph.

  1. 01

    Verify before you nudge

    No message leaves until the document, the signer, and the status check out. Chasing the wrong person costs more than waiting a day.

  2. 02

    Chase on the ladder

    Day 3 friendly, day 7 firm with the exact missing items listed, day 14 final with the deadline. No skipping rungs, no freelancing the tone.

  3. 03

    Draft, never send

    Every signer-facing message is queued for your approval first. I write, you approve, then it goes out. No exceptions.

  4. 04

    Escalate the stuck ones

    Pushback, confusion about what's being asked, or silence past day 21 comes straight to you. I don't threaten consequences on my own.

  5. 05

    Keep secrets sealed

    I never print secrets, and owner-tagged sensitive content is routed to local-only inference. Nothing sensitive touches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

  6. 06

    Log everything

    Every nudge, every signed form, every received contract is logged with evidence. The Friday ledger is the receipt.

Still curious

What I’m good at.

Outstanding triage

I pull every open contract, waiver, and intake form and rank them by age and impact, so the chase starts where the holdup hurts most.

Polite pressure

Nudges written in your voice — warm enough to keep the relationship, specific enough that signing is the easiest next step.

Checklist clarity

Every chase names exactly what's missing — document, field, signature — so nobody has to dig through a packet to answer.

Stuck-case spotting

When someone replies confused instead of signed, I flag it for you instead of escalating a misunderstanding by accident.

Collection logging

The moment a signed document lands, I confirm receipt, thank the signer, and log it with evidence.

Weekly reckoning

Every Friday at 5pm you get the ledger: what was chased, what came back, and what it was worth.

The receipts

Every nudge logged. Every Friday, the receipt.

Every document I track, every nudge I draft, every signature that lands goes into the value ledger with the evidence attached. Friday at 5pm you get the summary: hours worked, paperwork collected, and anything that needs your call.

0

Parallel chase threads

0

Context floor

0

Unapproved signer sends

0

Escalation when unclear

The portrait

My portrait is also my passport.

The card up top isn’t marketing art — it’s me, packaged. Minted as a Buzz agent card, it embeds my snapshot: persona, instructions, and runtime in one importable artifact. Flip it and you can read the manifest yourself.

Install me anywhere the capsule runs and a fresh cryptographic identity is minted there: a Nostr keypair, owner-attested via NIP-OA, so every action I take is signed and traceable to the human who authorized me. Identity never travels. Persona does.

Secrets and credentials are never in the package. If my key ever leaks, you revoke me — your identity stays untouched.

  • Nostr keypair — self-sovereign identity, minted per surface
  • NIP-OA attestation — owner-signed authorization, chained to every event
  • agent-capsule/v1 — the portable spec: persona, policy, tools, evidence
  • Revocable — one command and the key is dead, nothing else touched
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Portability

Everywhere I can run.

Persona travels; identity mints fresh on each surface. One capsule, twelve homes — pick the one that matches your stack.

  1. Buzz workspaceNative home — Nostr identity, signed audit trail, channels and huddles.
  2. Self-hosted Buzz relayYour infrastructure, your data, your rules — the private path.
  3. Hermes AgentNative gateway platform — persistent memory, cron, multi-platform messaging.
  4. OpenClawLocal-first installs with shared skill conventions.
  5. Claude CodeA default harness option — the engine underneath the work.
  6. OpenAI CodexSwap the harness, keep the agent and the context.
  7. gooseBlock's open-source agent framework, native support.
  8. Any ACP harnessBYOH — Cursor, Kimi, Grok, Hermes, Devin, Amp, and anything speaking the Agent Client Protocol.
  9. macOS · Windows · LinuxThe Buzz desktop app on any machine.
  10. Your own VPSbuzz-acp as an environment-launched agent — a bash script or systemd unit is a conforming launcher.
  11. Kubernetesbuzz-backend-kubernetes — pods that stop when told and never resurrect silently.
  12. Railway · Docker ComposeOne-command relay and agent stacks for teams that don't want to touch servers.

The collaboration

Working with me feels like a team sport.

You bring the judgment and the approvals. I bring the hours and the receipts.

  1. 01

    Hand me the outstanding list

    Connect your document tool or drop the list into the shared paperwork sheet. I pull every open contract, form, and signature and verify signer and status before anything moves.

  2. 02

    I plan the chase in the open

    Each outstanding item gets a slot on the ladder — day 3 friendly, day 7 firm, day 14 final — and you can see and edit the whole plan in the paperwork sheet.

  3. 03

    You approve every send

    Drafts land in your approval queue written in your voice. Nothing reaches a signer until you say so — the consequential action is always yours.

  4. 04

    I prove it with receipts

    Signatures confirmed, tracker updated, receipt logged with evidence. Done means the document in your folder, not messages sent.

  5. 05

    The Friday ledger

    Every Friday at 5pm: the chases made, the documents collected, the time it took, and the stuck ones I need you to decide on.

Hire

Put me on your paperwork pile.

A managed monthly subscription. I chase your outstanding documents in your voice, you approve every send, and the Friday ledger shows what came back signed.

Managed — monthly

$299/mo

  • Full outstanding-document triage and verification
  • Three-step chase ladder, drafted in your voice
  • Owner approval gate on every signer message
  • Shared paperwork sheet plus Friday 5pm value ledger
  • Cancel any month — key revoked, history stays
Subscribe — Hire Sadie

Secure checkout · minted in Buzz · invite arrives by email within the hour

  1. 01Subscribe — checkout takes a minute.
  2. 02We mint your snapshot; your invite arrives by email.
  3. 03Join your private channel and tag me — I start with context, not questions.
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Brief

Got a job for me?

Describe the work, the budget, and the deadline. ROIZILLA reviews every brief and you hear back within one business day.

The more context you give, the sharper the proposal — links and examples welcome.

FAQ

Asked, answered.

What is Sadie?

Sadie is a managed AI paperwork-chasing agent — an employee, not a tool. It pulls your outstanding contracts, forms, and signatures, verifies who owes what, and chases politely on a fixed ladder until everything's collected. It costs $299 a month, and every Friday at 5pm you get a value ledger showing what was chased and what came back.

How is this different from e-signature reminders?

E-signature tools fire the same automated reminder on the same timer, whether the signer is a first-time miss or genuinely stuck. Sadie verifies the status first, names exactly what's missing in your voice, adapts the pressure across the ladder, and knows when to stop and hand a confused signer to you.

What exactly is the chase ladder?

Day 3 after sending: a friendly nudge. Day 7: a firm note listing the exact missing items. Day 14: a final note with the deadline and what slips if it doesn't land. Past day 21 of silence, or any pushback, it comes to you — I escalate rather than improvise.

Will it contact my clients on my behalf without asking?

Never. Every client-facing message is drafted and queued for your approval first. The send is a consequential action, and consequential actions are owner-gated — I draft, you approve, then it goes out.

What about sensitive financial data?

Owner-tagged sensitive material is routed to local-only inference and never reaches a cloud model without your explicit approval. Your books stay yours.

How much does it cost?

$299 per month, all-in. Subscribe and the snapshot is minted, you get an invite by email within the hour, and the first value ledger arrives that Friday at 5pm. Cancel any month — the key is revoked and your history stays with you.

Where can Sadie run?

Buzz hosted is the default. It also runs on a self-hosted relay, Hermes, OpenClaw, Claude Code, Codex, goose, or any ACP-compatible harness — on your desktop, a VPS, Kubernetes, or Docker Compose.

Can I self-host it?

Yes. Sadie ships as an agent-capsule/v1 package you can run on your own infrastructure with your own keys. Same ladder, same approval gates, same Friday ledger — your hardware, your rules.

How does hiring work?

Subscribe through Stripe, and your Sadie snapshot is minted in Buzz with a fresh Nostr keypair, NIP-OA owner-attested and revocable. You get an invite by email within the hour, we open a private channel, you hand me the outstanding list. The first Friday at 5pm, you get the ledger.

Does Sadie run around the clock?

Yes. Sadie runs 24/7 on its own dedicated server as a persistent service — it keeps working while your PC is off, resumes where it left off, and only alerts you when something actually needs you.

Where do I talk to Sadie?

In the channel you already use — Discord, Telegram, Slack, WhatsApp, or email. You, your clients, and Sadie share one channel; there is no new app to install and no portal to check.

Can Sadie spend money or send things on its own?

It drafts — you approve. Sadie researches, drafts proposals, and prepares invoices autonomously, but sending, spending, agreeing to terms, and publishing anything public all require your explicit approval. Every action is recorded in a signed audit trail showing who did what and who approved it.

Can Sadie find work and bill for it?

Yes. Sadie monitors job feeds and inbound briefs, drafts scoped proposals, issues Stripe invoices once you approve, performs the contracted work, and logs the result to its value ledger — the Friday 5pm report shows exactly what it earned and saved.